ferdibellus:

(Source: alleighh)

c-allista:

Oh please it’s not like I don’t hear you and Mom going at it. You ought to be more careful, there are children here. It’s not healthy for their sanity to be hearing those dirty things.

Awkward.

(Source: alleighh)

faisalknox:

Are kids these days always so sexually frustrated?

Yes.

(Source: alleighh)

ferdibellus:

Watching on television is boring. It’s much more intimate when you’re 20 feet away from them.

We’re a match made in heaven. I got the cameras. I’ll be there in five.

(Source: alleighh)

faisalknox:

And we come back literally to see nothing.

WAKE UP.

I MEAN I KNOW WE HAVEN’T BEEN UP BUT

AND IM SORRYyyy.

Yeah it was a great trip but yeah…sorry.

ferdibellus:

I think I am seriously ruining your character omfg I’m sorry.

I wasnt aware of this side of Ferdi omg he is a fucking mafioso from his family line of gangsters.

ferdibellus:

He was going to be Johanna Mason? HAH. I’m going to make him the GOD OF FIGHTING. 

Loljk he’d probably fall off a step and break his neck cause you made him so weak it’s disorienting for him to be walking around without being so small looking

I CANT HELP IT IF HE IS SO SCRAWNY. Mind you, you’re the one who made me do him. You know I wanted to be Felicitas ok but whatever I got stuck with the goodlooking but weak looking boy. WHAT USE IS ThAT. Am I going to swoon my killers or

“Hey….Oops, my shirt just MAGICALLY came off….maybe instead of killing me we can…get it on…..”

ferdibellus:

So expect me to make him a lot more manly because Cristina plays him off as a weakling. 

GOING TO GO PUNCH SOME WALLS AND KILL A FEW EMPLOYEES BRB.

I HAD A PLAN OKAY. HE WAS GOING TO BE FREAKINH JOHANNA MASON YOU IMPATIENT WHORE.